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"Christmas"

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Christmas is the runaway number one day for domestic abuse.
Christmas! We get exalted and depressed, excited and depressed,
Can't believe in peace on Earth when the world is such a mess.
Christmas!

Christmas! The most popular time of the year to take your own life,
Scream at the kids, beat on the wife.

Christmas is the seasonal reason for massively going in debt.
Christmas! We go shopping for our friends, use our credit cards to spend
On a lot of stuff that wears out long before the payments end.
Christmas!

Christmas! The most popular time of the year to take your own life,
Scream at the kids, beat on the wife.

Christmas. Is it any wonder half the world decides to spend the day drunk?
Christmas! When the manic alcoholic must determinedly frolic
'Til his anger just explodes because his life is nonbucolic.
Christmas!

Christmas! The most popular time of the year to take your own life,
Scream at the kids, beat on the wife.

Christmas! Can't you happy bastards try to generate a little less noise?
Christmas! When the good old Christmas rhymes bring back all the times
That our childhoods were a demonstration of domestic crime,
That's Christmas!

Christmas! The most popular time of the year to take your own life,
Scream at the kids, beat on the wife.
Scream at the kids, beat on the wife.

Joy to the world, the cops have come!
We've done the Christmas thing!